THOUGHT I’D JUST SAY HI TO EVERYONE AND LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT ONISION IS GAAAAAHHHHHHY, AND THAT HIS ASS IS A STORAGE SPACE FOR COCK.
Check out the comment section on his videos. If I could sacrifice a baby to Satan in order to avoid this guy ever existing, I probably would. I’d do it in secret though, and not tell anyone. The guilt and angst that comes with it would be my cross to bear, but I would die knowing that I shouldered that cross for the good of humanity.
I bet Rameesah Zafar is Onision’s second channel, where he logs in to give himself compliments, and pretend that there’s a Muslim in the world that doesn’t want to throw dung detectives like him off buildings.
As if Onision’s culturally appropriated pseudonym wasn’t enough, he’s put up yet another fahahahahanny viddoooo.
Onision, you’re terrible. Your comedy is that of a 12 year old girl trying nervously to show off to her 15 year old boy-crush that she knows she’ll never have, because he’s dating the pretty, sociable cheerleader.
And now you just want to go cry in the girls locker-room, but you’re a boy, so you get sent to the school counselor to see what’s wrong with you. The school counselor is so convinced by your feminine undertones that you’re a woman trapped inside a dainty ass burglar’s body, that he puts you on estrogen pills.
Months go by, and now you finally have the malformed, cancerous B-cup titties you’ve always wanted. Also, you’ve managed to acquire the attention of some 30 year old brony-weeaboo-fag online. But you feel dirty taking off your mother’s stolen stockings for him on cam, so you decide to break-up your online relationship with Sir_Twinky_pie69xXx.
Little did you know–despite the obvious telltale signs–that Sir_Twinky_pie69xXx is also mentally ill. One day, sipping soda and contemplating cutting off your cock, you gain an unexpected visit from Sir_Twinky_pie69xXx. Before cutting off your cock with a butcher’s knife, and dumping your listless body into a ditch, he fucks all of your man-boy-girl-whatever-holes repeatedly with both his grotesquely deformed cock and the aforementioned cutting utensil.
I like how this dude says:
“AND ONCE AGAIN, TO GET THROUGH TO THE BRAIN-DEAD MENTALLY ENSLAVED ZOMBIES…”
Dude, I hear you. But you and I both know there’s a reason they’re dem. They don’t have critical faculties. In fact, all they think with is their misguided sense of social security.
Yes, that would be you, Onision. You, and most likely every single one of your retarded viewers.
Oh, and I’m going to neglect every single one of the retarded statistics in your videos, Onisifuck. You and I both know that you don’t know how to evaluate statistics. You just found them on some website, and decided that they fit your narrative, and therefore you use them. Anyone with an IQ over that of a lemur can see that it’s complete shit, just like CNN’s polls.
Onision is completely retarded, and a liar. He does not care about you, or America’s future. He does not care about women. He does not care about anything but himself. He simply hopes to be popular.